Thanks to the morons of Ohio, George W. Bush has been re-elected.

Congratulations on giving a second term to the absolute worst President in American history.

Congratulations on giving a second term to a President who is likely to bring back the draft.

We're all stupid.

I'm so ashamed.

All of our voter registration. For nothing.

There is one option left, and it's the option that we should have done when weapons of mass destruction were not found: impeachment.

I HEREBY CALL FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF PRESIDENT BUSH FOR LYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ABOUT GOING TO WAR ON IRAQ, CAUSING THE DEATHS OF OVER A THOUSAND US SOLDIERS AND THOUSANDS OF IRAQI CIVILIANS. If Clinton could be impeached for a blowjob, Bush should be impeached for falsely leading our nation to war.

I will work for the impeachment of Mr. Bush in any way that I can. This should be the foundation of a mass movement. And it starts with one person.